Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Someone needs to reach across the isle and beat the shit out of somebody. A house divided against itself....

Well, I'm not gonna rant about all the crap going on. I'll will leave that to the media and the jerks on Capitol hill that got us here in the first place.

I got a better idea. Ride your bike and smile cause your saving alot of money and you are withdrawing some of that fat stored in your physical bank from drinking all that beer. Last time I checked, there is no shortage on beer and thus you have all the fuel you need to get around on your bikes.

Interbike is over thank God. Now, we can order stuff and actually do business. Ya know, shows are cool but, crap! Everytime Interbike comes around, it shuts down the bikeshop business for at least a phucking week. Hey, but what the hell. Lets just have a big party and waste a bunch of money.......Whatever! Yea, we are so green and we ride bikes and we are cool marketing whores! Woohoo! Ah the hipocracy of it all. Makes me want to start making my own bike parts and selling them and give the finger to all these money grubbing, mine is betta than yours assholes.

Just remember, no matter where you go....there you are!

Code Red out!!

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Yo!

Whats up? How ya feelin? Really? Cool, I feel good too. Had a good ride on my racer boy BMC this morning. Nice outside it is. I still hate traffic and I cannot wait to get into the woods again. I think I'll jerk on of those fancy new vassago frames off the wall and built that bitch.. October 25th.. What happens then. Well that day ends with me kicking your ass, just remember that......

Shop is good. Been having lots of fun lately. Building wheels frames selling all sorts of stuff to a lot of really good people. You cannot beat that...

Are you going to interbike? That seems to be the question I get everyday. The answer is hell no. I can stay home and drink beer with a bunch of pansies, why would I fly all the way to vegas to do that? Besides, that show is too corporate for my style. If you are going, have fun. Just remeber that you are a pansy..... Ha! so there!! I'll be riding my bike and I will be that much fitter than you...........Pansy.....

Single speed championships are this weekend. Be there or be square yo! Am I racing it you ask? Well, I don't race. I often ride my bike with other people that pay to ride the trail. So I will be doing that... ha!! Drunk..and maybe naked so don't miss out on that.

Ok, I am putting this at the bottom because I didn't want to start out on a bummer. Jerry Reed passed away.. A real bummer. I always thought that Johnny Cash and Jerry Reed would live for ever and that they couldn't die. Well, I guess they were so tuff that they decided they wanted to go kick the devils ass...... I sure hope they don't get the chance.....

So raise a coors and shout Goodbye Turkey!! I hope to meet them one day so I can kick their asses......

Code Red Out!!